Possibly the coolest thing you can get your wife/girlfriend/mom for xmas...
http://p099.ezboard.com/fjjboardfrm12.showMessage?topicID=96427.topic

Spaz Monkey

This monkey (ape actually) is a total SPAZ!! What, is he like a wild animal or something? You mean they don’t wear shorts and behave nicely in the jungle?
http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1131354229/Monkey_Pulls_A_Steveo

Rat boy

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/wmv/ratperson.wmv